It is well known that I, as someone who inherits my native language, have always been and remain a purist, and have taken care to use only our purely original words, against all foreign ones, from Latin, to English, German, Turkish, Arabic... Overall, I am most against orientalisms because they remind me of five centuries of slavery under our Turkish brothers, who, supposedly, did not oppress us, nor did they impose tribute, but it was, supposedly, just a slightly higher VAT.
That's why I'm especially against the use of Turkicisms, aman, zaman, and whoever proves to me that they even exist in our language – I'll give them a tip right away!
There's no point in arguing about it, especially with the Teferič, and it turns into a devilish accusation that you're being 'slapped by the devils', and there you go..!
So, be careful with Turkisms, if they do appear by chance, one, maximum two, although here, especially here, there are none, nor have there ever been any. At least I'm careful about that, because it immediately makes me feel really bad.
If there are any, they are intrigues, which I concluded one evening: it had just fallen into the evening... Me with my head on the pillow, covered with a sheet and, in honor of my mother, eating burek, kebab, halva and baklava...
Afterwards I went to a store... But first I took a nice walk through the bazaar, thinking about how we must not corrupt our native, original language.
So, all the rumors about the alleged presence of Turkishisms in our country have fallen on deaf ears, at least now – with this critical review of mine.
And there are no Germanisms! And I hit on that one time while standing by the stove, holding a screwdriver in my hand, and then I went around the barn, went to the tailor and the shoemaker, but calmly, without fuss, and then sat in the pub until closing time...
Just as there are no Turkishisms and Germanisms in our language, there are also no Italianisms, so the story about them should be told in our original way: “Çao, arivederći!”. So go to an opera and listen to arias from the balcony, and those accompanied by the playing of mandolins… In our own words: “E viva, Italia!”
That is why our native language is free from both Italianisms and Turkishisms, which do not exist, but someone maliciously spreads rumors that they do, in order to harm the originality of our language.
And there are not even any anglicisms! That's what I think about when I go jogging after working on the computer, if my laptop doesn't crash because of the internet, with all the software, hardware, emails, links. In the hope that none of my files will be deleted. So I really relax when I go shopping afterwards in praise of my language, noting that I too can be a manager and a marketing expert. So I take a selfie and like myself. So I share my photo, in praise of our native language.
And therefore - long live our pure native language, far from the influence of all the languages of the world, and the claims that we have Turkisms, Germanisms, Italianisms, Anglicisms, and other "isms", are all, to put it bluntly - insinuations and manipulations.
But we are unnecessarily creating a linguistic chaos, oppression and chaos, with delirium. Our language is indigenous, without any influence from other languages! And it must be so because of its purity! I can swear to that! Especially that there are no Turkishisms – damn it..! Whoever knows better, a wide field, or a garden, or a garden, it doesn't matter...
And, because of everything quoted, let others now check carefully, whether they hate it or not: are there any Serbianisms in their native languages!
The linguistic empire strikes back! And I am convinced that they have a change and a doomsday! And let them not perceive it as an imposition on the vilayet. Just take it easy… Langzam, langzam, aber ziher, as our original brothers from the bottom of the barrel would say..
